After our previous references to the choking antics of the All Blacks HERE and HERE, it seems only fair that we celebrate the complete shambles that is the South African cricket team by announcing their new sponsorship to the world. Well done guys, you’ve made us proud!

All times local Hong Kong time.
SA time is less 6 hours

Day 1: Friday 25 March 2011

01 16:30 AUSTRALIA 42 – 0 ZIMBABWE
02 16:52 SOUTH AFRICA 33 – 5 SPAIN
03 17:14 FIJI 59 – 0 MALAYSIA
04 17:36 SAMOA 64 – 0 MEXICO
05 17:58 ENGLAND 59 – 5 CHINA
06 18:20 NEW ZEALAND 61 – 0 KOREA
07 18:42 ARGENTINA 21 – 22 CANADA
08 19:04 WALES 0 – 0 HONG KONG
09 19:54 KENYA 0 – 0 RUSSIA
10 20:16 SCOTLAND 0 – 0 TONGA
11 20:38 UNITED STATES 0 – 0 JAPAN
12 21:00 FRANCE 0 – 0 PORTUGAL

Day 2: Saturday 26 March 2011

13 10:30 ARGENTINA 0 – 0 ZIMBABWE
14 10:52 WALES 0 – 0 SPAIN
15 11:14 KENYA 0 – 0 MALAYSIA
16 11:36 SCOTLAND 0 – 0 MEXICO
17 11:58 UNITED STATES 0 – 0 CHINA
18 12:20 FRANCE 0 – 0 KOREA
19 12:42 AUSTRALIA 0 – 0 CANADA
20 13:04 SOUTH AFRICA 0 – 0 HONG KONG
21 13:26 FIJI 0 – 0 RUSSIA
22 13:48 SAMOA 0 – 0 TONGA
23 14:10 ENGLAND 0 – 0 JAPAN
24 14:32 NEW ZEALAND 0 – 0 PORTUGAL
25 14:54 CANADA 0 – 0 ZIMBABWE
26 15:16 HONG KONG 0 – 0 SPAIN
27 15:38 RUSSIA 0 – 0 MALAYSIA
28 16:00 TONGA 0 – 0 MEXICO
29 16:22 JAPAN 0 – 0 CHINA
30 16:44 PORTUGAL 0 – 0 KOREA
31 17:06 AUSTRALIA 0 – 0 ARGENTINA
32 17:28 SOUTH AFRICA 0 – 0 WALES
33 17:50 FIJI 0 – 0 KENYA
34 18:12 SAMOA 0 – 0 SCOTLAND
35 18:34 ENGLAND 0 – 0 UNITED STATES
36 18:56 NEW ZEALAND 0 – 0 FRANCE

Day 3: Sunday 27 March 2011

37 09:00 QF 1a 0 – 0 QF 1b 1/4 Final Shield
38 09:22 QF 2a 0 – 0 QF 2b 1/4 Final Shield
39 09:44 QF 3a 0 – 0 QF 3b 1/4 Final Shield
40 10:06 QF 4a 0 – 0 QF 4b 1/4 Final Shield
41 10:28 QF 1a 0 – 0 QF 1b 1/4 final Bowl
42 10:50 QF 2a 0 – 0 QF 2b 1/4 final Bowl
43 11:12 QF 3a 0 – 0 QF 3b 1/4 final Bowl
44 11:34 QF 4a 0 – 0 QF 4b 1/4 final Bowl
45 11:56 QF 1a 0 – 0 QF 1b 1/4 final Cup
46 12:18 QF 2a 0 – 0 QF 2b 1/4 final Cup
47 12:40 QF 3a 0 – 0 QF 3b 1/4 final Cup
48 13:02 QF 4a 0 – 0 QF 4b 1/4 final Cup
49 14:03 Win SQF 37 0 – 0 Win SQF 38 SF Shield
50 14:25 Win SQF 39 0 – 0 Win SQF 40 SF Shield
51 14:47 Win BQF 41 0 – 0 Win BQF 42 SF Bowl
52 15:09 Win BQF 43 0 – 0 Win BQF 44 SF Bowl
53 15:31 Loser CQF 45 0 – 0 Loser CQF 46 SF Plate
54 15:53 Loser CQF 47 0 – 0 Loser CQF 48 SF Plate
55 16:15 Win CQF 45 0 – 0 Win CQF 46 SF Cup
56 16:37 Win CQF 47 0 – 0 Win CQF 48 SF Cup

57 17:17 Win SSF 49 0 – 0 Win SSF 50 Final Shield
58 17:47 Win BSF 51 0 – 0 Win BSF 52 Final Bowl
59 18:17 Win PSF 53 0 – 0 Win PSF 54 Final Plate
60 18:47 Win CSF 55 0 – 0 Win CSF 56 Final Cup

Friday 25 March 2011
Rebels 42 vs 25 Hurricanes

Saturday 26 March 2011
Reds 41 vs 08 Cheetahs
Chiefs 13 vs 16 Blues
Brumbies 22 vs 29 Waratahs
Stormers 61 vs 16 Force
Bulls 30 vs 23 Lions

Sunday 27 March 2011
Crusaders 44 vs 28 Sharks